Jonah Falcon is known the world over for having the worlds largest human penis, measuring in at 13.5 inches in length. He isn’t a porn star,and doesn’t aspire to be one. In-fact Jonahs dream is to become an actor in major motion pictures, not low budget porno films. Interesting fact about Jonah, he was “discovered” after being approached by security in the airport. They feared he was carrying a bomb in his pants.
That made the evening news, literally, but Jonah didn’t become world famous until he was featured on the HBO Special: Private Dicks: Men Exposed. He was asked about the experience, and is quoted as saying;
“I went to their office in bike shorts with my c–k wrapped around the side of my leg,”
The documentary features many well known men in the adult industry, namely Lexington Steele, and Alan Abel who is known as having the worlds smallest penis. None of them are even close to his measurements. Jonah’s penis is longer than the average wine bottle, and about as thick too.
“Having the worlds biggest penis has taught me a lot, especially that size isn’t everything.”
“Change speeds, that’s what ladies like.”
“Use the size and sensation of the mass to your advantage.”
Good advice, but much easier executed by a man with a wine bottle sized penis. Falcon shared that he is known for dropping his pants and showing off his valuables to settle bets at parties, or to challenged by a reporter.
Jonah was featured in a rolling stone profile that elaborates on what it was like to be a 10 year old boy with a 8 inch penis in the gym locker room. There was a rumor going around that his father was John Holms, the legendary porn star. When asked about this, Falcon replied;
“I wasn’t the one who started that,” he says. “It’s just a rumor that’s been attributed to me.”
In reality, Joanh’s father died when he was a young kid. He grow up with his mother and cousins in New York City and graduated from Bronx High School. Falcons’ dream is to become an actor, and has already starred in several small roles for HBO and some public access television.
For those who would like to check out his acting roles;
- The Sopraons: Hospital Orderly
- Law & Order: Juror
- A Beautiful Mind: Mental Patient
- Ed: Extra in the Bar
He has also been featured in a 2006 documentary titled “Worlds Biggest Penis”, but despite his huge penis and desire to be in film, you won’t find Jonah involved in any pornography. His reasoning is doing porn would make it difficult to be taken seriously for serious acting roles. If that wasnt enough, Jonah shared that he loves to show off his penis, but he cannot perform in front of a camera.
Falcon hosts a TV show called “Talkin’ Yankees” on Time Warner’s public access MNN channel in New York City.
Interesting Jonah Falcon Facts:
- Shoe Size: 10.5 (If this isn’t proof foot size doesn’t determine penis size I don’t know what is!)
- Height: 5ft 9in (Tall guys might be well hung in general, but Jonah breaks all the preconceptions)
- Race: White (Now theres a shocker, I thought only black guys had huge penises.)
- Religion: Jewish (I dont know any stereotypes for Jewish folks, but he is uncircumcised)
Had His Penis Featured On:
Interesting to say the least- and while you may not be able to increase your penis size to 13.5 in inches, I think we all can agree having a penis that big is worth the hassle of wearing a penis extender for an entire year.
Jonah Falcon Gifs : His Flaccid Size